Strap in, time travellers! I'm about to take you on a whirlwind journey to 2024, where tech hiring trends are as buzzing as a bee in a bonnet.
Who needs a DeLorean when you've got data and a dash of sass? Ready to zoom into the future of tech hiring with some cheeky predictions? Let's hit 88 mph and see what's in store!
The FAANG Tango: Meta and Netflix are grooving to their own beat, hiring like it's a party! The word on the street is other FAANGs might just join the dance floor by 2024. 🕺💃
The Rise of the Experienced: Heard through the grapevine that mid-level and senior engineers will be the belles of the ball come Spring 2024. H1 2022 vibes, anyone?
The Compensation Plateau: For the next six months, don't expect your paycheck to climb any mountains. It's more of a scenic plateau.
The Down-Level Limbo: How low can you go? Looks like the down-levelling trend isn’t bowing out anytime soon.
The Recruiter Riddle: Recruiters are going to be like rare Pokémon - hard to catch! Online applications might just become the new "Seen but not Heard."
The Everest of Hiring Bars: Reaching the hiring bar now feels like climbing Everest – and it's not getting lower any time soon.
So, there you have it. Predictions backed by our office Guinea Pig Bruno who channeled his inner Baba Vanga.
Let's chat in the comments – agree, disagree, or have your own predictions? Share away!